Let's give the epigram a first shot.

"Eating fascists for breakfast is an essential part of a healthy, libratory life."

- D.H. Tsen 

Barry Hussein coming to State College

Alright guys, this is what he's here for!

http://www.statecollege.com/news/local-news/president-obamas-penn-state-visit-to-center-on-energy-research-644125/

Hopefully he'll also be here to deliver a public statement. Let me know if you got questions for him, I'll relay em' over and take the heat.

Darwin